I laaaaaughed when I saw the question and its accompanying emoji in my Instagram DMs. Is there any hope for us non-Virgos, non-Enneagram 3s* to get organized or ever get anything done?? 😭♓ And while I sometimes joke that my time-management and...

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I laaaaaughed when I saw the question and its accompanying emoji in my Instagram DMs. Is there any hope for us non-Virgos, non-Enneagram 3s* to get organized or ever get anything done?? 😭♓ And while I sometimes joke that my time-management and...
If you heard the pep talks I have to give myself on an almost daily basis. Like, out loud! To amp myself up to file paperwork, or go to the bank, or break down that enormous cardboard box. I used to say “Get it together, Von Bargen” but that’s not...
“Well. I'm clearly bad at this and I was wrong to even try and the answer is to GIVE UP IMMEDIATELY.” If you’ve ever muttered this to yourself, to your partner, to your cat - congratulations! You are human and you have a human brain! Figuring out...
“I do everything for everyone all the time I never get to do anything fun LIFE IS A BORING SLOG AND I HATE IT ALL!!!” Good morning, hello, this ☝️ is a super fun peek inside my brain’s natural tendencies. Cool, right? Can you relate? Working really...
What day is it even? How is it almost the weekend again??! If you’ve ever uttered these words, I see you and I get it. Developing healthy routines is challenging in the best of times - it can feel damn-near impossible when you don’t have a set...
Don’t care how, I want it nowwwwww Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is being watched at loud volume in the living room, while I saute garlic and onions for dinner. Over the sizzle in the frying pan, I can hear Veruca Salt’s big song and dance...
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