What You Wear Under There

Last week, as I was doing my weekly Target walk-through, I discovered quite possibly The World's Best Underwear. I immediately bought a pair to test drive and discovered that they were, in fact, truly fantastic. These underwear are particularly great because they somehow manage to bridge the gap between sexy and comfortable - and that is not an easy gap to bridge, friends!

Of course, a girl should have many a weapon in her panty arsenal, for every imaginable occasion. Like what sorts of occasions?

Comfy underwear for the steampunk in all of us. Probably best worn under that cute black petticoat you thrifted, while drinking absinthe and reading dirty Russian literature. Or on a trip to Ikea. Either or.

Best worn under sweats and with a wifebeater sheer with age. Good for overcast Sundays spent lounging around the house, indulging your sweet tooth and trying to beat your roommate at Resident Evil 5.

These beauts are just made for that vintage dress your grandma gave you - the one that fits like a second skin. Obviously, they need to be coupled with a filmy slip (a lady never goes without!), an oddly pointy bra and seamed stockings. Then you should probably make a dirty martini and drink it while smoking a veeeeerrrry long cigarette.

These lacy little numbers bring out the racy lady in all of us. You should probably wear them (and only with them) and a pair of feathered mules as you teeter around your apartment on your day off. After nibbling on some Ben and Jerry's, make a list of everyone you've ever kissed and what you found attractive about them.

What kind of underwear do you rock? And have you found the perfect pair that we need to know about?