Wednesday Time Wasters: Thanksgiving Edition

Let's be honest. If your American, you're probably spending the day doing squats so you can more effectively stretch out your pants in preparation for the big meal tomorrow. Take a break from all that bending and take look at some of these links, whydoncha?

You know who's funny all year round? My boyfriend David Sedaris. Here he details his Thanksgiving plans, including bestiality and having imaginary conversations with his mother-in-law. But not at the same time.

At a loss as to what you are thankful for? Here's a hilarious list of 194 possibilities. My personal favorites are "those arrows that show you which way to insert batteries" and "flush toilet not bucket."

"You are remarkable" is a lovely and remarkable blog. They have an amazing idea for a project to undertake post meal. It'll probably be slightly more rewarding than falling asleep in front of the football game.

If you aren't religious but have been asked to say grace over Thanksgiving dinner, TMN's Non-expert has some advice for you.